Tom Daley is so last week. We live in the internet age, and there are way too many Olympians at our fingertips right now—you can't ask us to choose just one! The Olympic Obsession's sleeper hit this season is Aussie diver Matthew Mitcham. Why is he cuter than Tom Daley, you ask? He's totally gay, and unlike Tom Daley, he's open about it! Swoon.
In addition to being the cutest bottom Gold medalist at this year's ceremonies, he also plays the ukulele. Check out the video above and prepare to have your heart melted by the soothing sounds of a gay Aussie's chords—because only a gay from down under could make the Family Guy theme song sound sexy.
Can't get enough? Here are some of our favorite shirtless photos of our new boyfriend: