Michael Phelps’s Dick: The Real Star Of The Summer Olympics

Whether or not you enjoy sports, there's a safe bet that you'll have to endure a wave of Olympic hype every two years (but probably every four years, because who cares about the winter Olympics anyway?) Luckily, we gay men have a knack for cutting through the red tape and figuring out really matters—and this year, it's all about Michael Phelps' dick.

Fellow American swimmer Ryan Lochte may be the new Olympic heartthrob, but Phelps will always be our number one. In between smoke breaks this month, the glistening hardbody took time to pose and look perfect for the cover and feature spread of Details' Special "Olympic Fitness" Issue. There's nothing we love more than studying gratuitous shots of men we can't have, and fawning over Phelps' half-naked body isn't that creepy—after all, the man wears a speedo for a living.

If you're unfamiliar with his dick's prior work, we've rounded up some of the best images of the 'lil guy. Check out the medal-worthy water log here, and don't even pretend like you're not going to tune in and spot it for yourself this summer. We're watching you!