California Creamin’

When the bliss of summer hits, we often ask ourselves why we don't live in California, where we could summer endlessly. We ask ourselves that in winter, too--throughout the year, actually. Why don't we live in California?

Colt's California Boys, released in March but returning like those California dreams, might just be the straw that makes the camel bareback (that's the saying, right?). At the start of the scene previewed here, Alex Andrews and Jessie Jordan use a Colt-branded vibrating cockring, which we hear comes with the Golden State welcome package, in a bathtub together. Even electrical device warnings don't apply there! It proceeds with pleasant, carefree oral, as if the thought of anything more hardcore were only for brash East Coasters.

The other scenes make similar use of a gorgeous Californian villa, with sex on a plush leather couch, in a granite-countered kitchen, and on sheets with, we assume, very high thread counts. California, California, here we come!

· California Boys (coltstudiogroup.com_