Channing Tatum’s Got The Moves Like Jagger

We know, we know. America is obsessed with Magic Mike these days. If you came here thinking we were going to complain about straight women going bananas for semi-clothed male celebrities, think again. If you're not on the Magic stick bandwagon, you need to sit down, shut up and watch this video.

Joe Man-Jello and Matthew McCona-blah have already served their time pushing their bare asses on daytime television, and finally, yesterday was Channing Tatum's turn. Not only did he tell Al Roker that he paid his way through college with wet, crumpled $1 bills, but he spends the next two minutes channeling Gina Gershon for a "surprise" flash mob that makes us want to give a standing ovation by clapping our ass.

He may not be completely naked this time around, but you'll probably still need a towel to wipe up after this clip.

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