Gay Porn’s Blond Schizophrenic Discovers His 9th Personality

He's baaaaack. It's Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle, the blond jock who suffers from porn multiple personality disorder. He has filmed several jack-off scenes under ever-changing nom de plumes, each name worse than the last. Get ready. Here comes personality number 9!

The nutcase somehow got onto Next Door Male under the name "Vic Dictor." He must choose his names by pulling out random tiles from the Scrabble bag. Which of his personalities is titled the worst: Virgil Maro, Lyle, Jag, or "Vic Dictor?" Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic has only done solo work (except for being serviced over at ChaosMen). Nine scenes and no kissing of man. Snoooozefest. He's a touch more active in this recent scene, since he starts out with a quaintly corny shadow boxing demo. How earnest he is in showing off his punches, like an 8-year-old holding up his crayon drawing seeking mommy's approval.

Better yet, each studio presents the schizo as if he's fresh meat. Next Door Male starts off like this: "Vic Dictor is brand new to the biz, coming from the warm beaches and sunny skies of Jacksonville, FL straight to you in his Next Door Male debut."

Are they serious? We guess "brand new" means warmed eight times over.

Sure Virgil-Jag-Forrest-Clayton-Tony-Brady-Lyle-Vic is cute in a generic blond-haired, blue-eyed way. But dude needs to desperately stick to a name. We feel like we're being conned. He also must stop looking like he's having a Maalox moment.

Oh, and he needs to kiss and get fucked by a dude.

· Vic Dictor (nextdoormale.com)