The Delectable Boner of Actor Austin Butler

Who? Austin Butler is a blond actor with dick-sucking lips who's mainly know for tween flicks, like the "High School Musical" spin-off called "Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure." We know him only as the guy who's popping major bone as he gets steamy with Zac Efron's ex, Vanessa Hudgens.

So sad it's with a girl. Regardless, the golden cutie is bulging so big, our computer monitor looks like its in 3D. Butler is wearing the perfect sort of sweat shorts, where we you can see his nearly hairless thigh going up into the shorts leg, leading to a bulge to perfectly outlined you can feel it throb as you squeeze it with your fingers. We've never so badly wanted to scream, "Ditch the bitch, make the switch!"

· Austen Butler Boner (brenteverettblog.blogspot.com)