Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Cuts Right to the Bare-Chested Chase

Forget the frilly intro paragraph this week that mentions we've got everything from the new Spartacus to Matthew Morrison. Let's get right to the menz.

The internet was so busy foaming at the ass about Lana Del Rey's shitty performance on SNL this past weekend that it completely overshadowed guest host Daniel Radcliffe's superb comedic turns. He was like a bright rainbow of down home hope breaking through the clouds called Hollywood's inflated ego. Charming as a leprechaun and talented as a mini-Meryl Steep, Radcliffe committed himself 1,000% to every skit and should be in everything everywhere. He even ripped off his shirt in a (not very funny) Target sketch.

Which leads us to Daniel's hotness. That body hair pattern: so odd, yet so sexy.

In Entertainment Weekly's print magazine, they released some initial shots of Liam McIntyre, our new beloved Spartacus. The first episode of the new series is only 9 days away, on January 27th on Starz! Commence countdown now.

Brandon Routh is the cutie pie actor who was featured in the TV series "Chuck." We never saw it. We'll also never see his upcoming film "Crooked Arrows," where he plays the coach of a Native American lacrosse team. Er... sports? Who cares. But he is shirtless. So, yum.

Our minor crush on Shawn Hatosy started back in 2000 for his film "Borstal Boy." What a relief to see he's still sexy and shirtless on TNT's "Southland."

...and he's got a great ass, briefly flashed in a mirror. Thank you, Shawn Hatosy, for staying wicked hot.

Is the shittiest TV show to ever reach the height of nationwide popularity still on? Miraculously, yes. Although public taste seems to be fleeing for "Glee," Fox is still cranking out numbingly bad crap. When NeNe Leakes gets a guest spot, as an actress, on a show, time to euthanize it. At least there's Chord Overstreet shirtless.

And Matthew Morrison shirtless.

Include "Pan Am" in the shows that increasingly lost our attention. Mike Vogel, who plays the handsome lead pilot, continues to capture ours as long as he remains deliciously shirtless.

CW's "One Tree Hill" had Stephen Colletti not only shirtless, but bulging. We hope this isn't Hollywood trickery, and there's not a sock stuffed down in there.