Why Did Our Sexy ’80s Surfer Change His Look?

January 6, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

No, Fleshbot Crush Object Tom Faulk! What have you done to yourself?? Imagine our shock at checking out the latest scene on CollegeDudes.com, and seeing our blond surfer heartthrob with his feathered locks shorn and two big ol' white disks in his earlobes! He immediately plummeted from hot '80s fantasy to random hipster dude. Why did he do it?

We have enthused at length about the wondrous beauty and sexual prowess of Tom Faulk. Why did he ruin it all by playing Samson? While the shorter hair brings out the alluring shape of his eyes and his finely sculpted chin, it also calls attention to those douchebaggy ear spheres. Ugh! Why can't some dudes understand their natural beauty and instead insist on tricking out their bodies like rap stars do their cars?

At least Tom remains a powerhouse in the fucking department, giving bottom stud Rob Ryder one helluva pounding as he tosses him all over College Dudes' signature black leather sofa. Maybe, maaaaaybe, we can overlook the lameness of Tom's shorter hair and ear thingies to continue watching his rock hard dick in red hot action.