Our Imagination Says We Slept With Earth Angel, Mick Lovell

Bel Ami is known for impossibly good looking models, but Mick Lovell...Mick Lovell is in a whole different stratsophere. The internet is already abuzz about this genetic wonder, who is apparently the studio's first American exclusive (not Brady Jensen, as previously believed) but has been kept hush-hush until now. What's no secret is that we had sex with Mick, according to our fanciful imagination.

We got a brief taste of Mick before, but now he's taking center stage. Even though the claim is that Mick is American and from Salt Lake City, he has a very marked Eastern European accent. Maybe he was born in the USA, but he certainly didn't learn how to speak here, unless he's got a hidden talent for mimicry. He even drops pronouns, at one point saying "He doesn't want." That should be "He doesn't want it," if English where his native tongue.

Mmmm...his tongue...

Not that we're complaining. Our penchant for making up our sex life says we fucked him anyway, and here's the conversation that lead up to it. (Our imagination tells us he was shirtless throughout.)

Mick: Hey. I Mick Lovell.

Us: (Short quick gasps...)

Mick: My Bel Ami bud tell me you Cedric DeWittison—(winks)—multi-talented and (cutely struggles to pronounce word) illustrious writer for Gay Fleshbot.

Us: Eeeeeeerrr...

Mick: Awesome to meet you, man. Hug?

Us: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh—

Mick: (big warm bear hug) We friends now. Special friends.

Us: Buh-buh-buh...ahya-ahya...errrrp...

Mick: Yeah, so, I like to shoot—

Us: Hummunahummunahummuna...

Mick: — to shoot many movie for Bel Ami. You link to us (gazes with steely blue eyes, smiles), right?

Us: Wha-wee-wha-wee...

Mick: 21st December, my solo photo session video go on site. Early Christmas present for you. You like?

Us: (nods furiously)

Mick: My sex scenes go live 28th and 29th December. (Coy, sly glance.) You think you watch?

Us: (nods more furiously)

Mick: You promise, I give you kiss...

Us: We pro... We prom... We p-p-p-p- (steam exits out collar)

Mick: Cedric, friend? You feel OK?

Us: Yu-yuh-yuh....eeeeermm... Yuh....

Mick: Yes?

Us: N-n-n-n-

Mick: No?

Us: N-ya-n-ya-n-ya-n-ya-n-

Mick: All right, man. (devilish grin) I know something calm you down.

That dear, darling boy dropped his board shorts, which he was wearing despite not being at the beach, embraced us passionately, kissed us softly on the neck, then the lips, and had thermometer-exploding, mercy-crying sex with us right then and there...in the coffee shop where we were chatting. Needless to say, we don't need to wait until the end of the month when his first videos are released to see sex with Mick. We lived it.

In our minds.

· Mick Lovell...Step by Step (belamionline.com)