Joel McHale Teases Us With A Naked Male Jack Off Orgy

Joel McHale filmed this insane and suggestive video skit for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. The Assignment: Do something banal and make it sexy. The Outcome: Groping male hands start unbottoming a shirtless and willing Joel's pants and we're nearly popping boners at what comes next.

Even back in 2004 when he was an unknown starting to host "The Soup," we sat up at the sight of his tall frame, boyish face, hypnotized by the devil in his eye, and giggled too hard at everything he said like a silly little woman trying overtime to impress her date. When we discovered his firm, worked out swimmer's physique, our heart palpated with love.

Now he teases us with this Sexiest Man Alive vid that starts out like it's just him dulling cooing in his deep, bedroom voice, but, girlfriends, just wait. Without nary an ounce of commentary, he delivers the shirtless sexiness we crave, and more...

We couldn't wait until Thursday's Shirtless Celebrity Roundup. Oh, Joel, we'd love to make Man Soup with you today!

· Joel McHale & co SMA (youtube.com)