Male Fashion Icons Flash Their Big Juicy Cocks

October 28, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

For those of you who've secretly lusted after Marc Jacobs and Tom Ford, now you can see what bulging beauties the fashion fellas are packing underneath their designer jeans. Thanks to the imagination of illustrator Bendi Bauer, we get a fanciful look into fashion's designer pants for a spread in the debut issue of German magazine "Horst."

We'll have to get our hands on "Horst" if this is the sort of delightful spread found in every issue. The cheeky send-up of Tom of Finland, called "Tom of Sinland" (hardy-har-har), turns the overblown eroticism of fashion advertising on the designers, making them the focus of flat out pornography. What would Bizarro-Jeremy-Piven Tom Ford say about a illustration of himself lounging back with raging hard on? He'd probably blow it up and hang it above his fireplace insisting it's 'to scale.' We only wish it were!

Dsquared's twins Dean and Dan Caten

Marc Jacobs, whom everybody loves.

Karl Lagerfeld and Baptiste Giabiconi

Jean Paul Gaultier peeing on a Cabbage Patch Penis.