Have Sex With That Hot Barista in 3 Easy Steps

Everyone, yes everyone, has had a undying crush on one barista or another at their local Starbucks, Coffee Bean, or Crumbs. No one, yes no one, has actually scored their pined-for barista. One inspiring porn scene proves it's possible. Here's how to do it, in as many steps as men in the photo.

Step 1: Go to a Naked Coffee Shop
One surely exists somewhere. If your town doesn't have one, open one, like the gang over at HelixStudios.com did. Sure, their naked coffee shop looks suspiciously like a generic porn set. You can make yours look like whatever you desire. The closest place we've visited is in a nude restaurant within famed Amsterdam bathhouse Thermos Day.

Step 2: Have Your Order Ready
"Venti Cock with whip on top." "Iced Fuckesso with three cumshots." "Double vanilla latte with chocolate swirl." When your sexy barista asks if there's anything else he could get you, make sure you say exactly what's on your mind. Alex Vaara, one of our favorite bottoms, knows his thirst, and quenches it with Eric Blaine and Jayden Hart.

Step 3: Order "To Stay"
Remember, barista's are on the clock. You can't order your hook-up "to go." Strike while the coffee maker is hot. Take him to the single person bathroom. Do it right on the comfy armchair, or across the pastry display. You can not give him a second to say, "May I help the next guest, please." Don't worry about the other customers. You're in a naked coffee shop, after all!

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