Our ’80s Surfer Stud Lets Men Ride the Surfboard Called His Ass

October 3, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Upon first seeing Tom Faulk—the feathered blond surfer sextwink—we presumed he was one of those gorgeous numbers who films a solo and then disappears into porn oblivion. We were luckily wrong. Tom is back and, in another delightful shock, get that blond butt pounded nice and deep.

If we had set our patented Bottom Countdown Clock on Tom, we would have had to send it back to the manufacturer for repair. As a laid back surfer boy in the classic '80s style, nothing about him would have tipped the Clock to calculate "Hungry Pig Bottom."

Clearly, that ass is ready to board.

Yet here he is, riding the wave of love called Jerry Ford's cock. If this is how Tom maneuvers a tube, he's born to be a champion. With Jerry's every passionate thrust, Tom's long feathered hair seductively sways like golden wheat dancing in the breeze.

Tom should not be a two hit wonder. He impressed us with his straight boy retro look, then astounded us by giving up that hot, hairy butt hole. The now novice needs to keep training so he can catch the surf with the bigwigs. With Tom to jerk-off too, life's indeed an endless summer. And please, dear god, he must keep the haircut!