Cliff Jensen Sentenced on Felony Charges

Yesterday, I saw these three tweets come across my twitter timeline, obviously not from Cliff Jensen himself:

I am sorry to inform you that today Cliff was sentenced for a probation violation for a victimless non-violent crime he committed at 18.

— Cliff Jensen (@LoveCliffJensen) May 6, 2015

Cliff will be unavailable to perform until next year. Cliff wants all of his fans to know how much their moral and financial support means,

— Cliff Jensen (@LoveCliffJensen) May 6, 2015

If you are interested in when Cliff will be returning and how things are going for him please watch this space! More updates will follow!

— Cliff Jensen (@LoveCliffJensen) May 6, 2015

I was confused, because I thought this happened back in February, when we wrote about it. I even remember the IndieGogo campaign (and you know how I feel about those), which ended last month, and the YouTube video about it, to help him raise funds for snacks and soap and calling cards. At the expense of $25K (only $1k was raised, by the way):

But it's just that Cliff had been arrested; I don't think he had officially been sentenced then. I guess the time for that has come now, and I suppose he'll be spending a year in jail, according to the mystery tweeter. I'd say he'll be long gone and forgotten by then, but seeing as how Johnny Rapid, who was recently arrested and convicted of soliciting sex from a minor, just made his return to Men.com, we'll probably see Cliff make his comeback when he leaves jail. He's one of the best tops in the business currently, so someone will probably hire him.

Until he gets out of jail, enjoy his last scene at Men.com, where he fucks Luke Adams.