Conspiracy Corner: Is This Ice Cream Challenged Individual Former Bel Ami Model Mick Lovell?

I like internet failures as much as the next guy, though reading So You've Been Publicly Shamed has certainly made me reconsider my eagerness to mock people online. This particular image, however, reminded me of someone. While everyone else was laughing at the fact that he can't seem to hold an ice cream bar, the first words out of my mouth were, "Is that Mick Lovell?"

It's been a while since we've heard from Mick—at least two years by my count—and the rumor was that he left porn to do modeling. Is this the modeling he's been doing? If so, it looks like he's doing great. I couldn't even begin to tell you what language that is but that Kyle from Party Down meets Hitler Youth look is unmistakably his. At least I think it is. Am I crazy? Don't answer that, but do answer if you think that's Mick.