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Many gay men like to think of themselves as cock connoisseurs. All cocks are good cocks, no cocks are bad cocks, and everyone's cocks are perfect. Even though I'm a reformed size queen, and like to think of myself as one of those cock connoisseurs, I can't help but give credit where credit is due, when I see a great peen.
Liam Burlington, Hard Brit Lads' newest find, has a perfect cock.
Let's analyze it:
It's definitely one I wouldn't mind sitting on.
I mean, it's basically Beyoncé.
Some would argue with me that his cock isn't perfect, because there is a little discoloration of the skin on the underside of the cock, therefore making it technically imperfect, and therefore not making Beyoncé.
But I would argue, that after her recent appearance on Good Morning America, where she hyped major news which turned out to be her vegan diet we ALL ALREADY knew about, therefore making her imperfect.
Liam Burlington's cock is perfectly imperfect.
And it's STILL basically Beyoncé.
*patiently awaits comments from people who hate Beyoncé*