Sinthethics Makes the Male Sex Dolls that will Fulfill All of Your Least Demanding Desires in a Partner

No longer do heterosexual men get all the fun in the real doll department. Thanks to "Sinthetics," a company that's producing high end sex dolls for women and gay men, following their triumph with the nightmare inducing Vajankle. This means that having a dead, lifeless, mute partner is no longer exclusively the domain of older white males. 

According to the Mirror (link below), these dolls are "designed to take solo sex to a whole new level." 

According to the website, the products have a "flexible spine which allows for a very wide range of motion and also for the hips to pivot side to side as well as forward and backward”.

Although inanimate, the replicas also come with sex organs of all desired shapes and sizes to satisfy a woman's every need.

Thank goodness they specified that these are solely for satisfying women's needs. We wouldn't want to have to mention men who like men in print now would we?

Each doll is bespoke, designed with any combination of physical traits the customer desires with prices ranging from £3,750 to more than £10,000.

Extras can be added for a price including body hair for £45, tattoos for £95 and even tan lines for £160.

If that wasn't enough, there is even a personal shopping service so the doll arrives looking its best.

A spokesperson for Sinthetics told The Sun: “You can feel confident knowing that all Sinthetics products have to pass rigorous inspections to meet our expectations of quality.”

I don't know, maybe there's some guys out there who will be into this whole thing, but it baffles me beyond belief. Look at this thing...

That's all I'd fucking need in the morning to wake up and see this plasticine Zac Efron sitting and staring at me. Now, were you to use one of these alongside the real Zac Efron in some sort of reboot of Mannequin, I might be willing to spend my money on that project. 

For the record, Real Doll, the premiere designer of female sex dolls, has a line of male sex dolls, but they look like something out of A.I.

Via Mirror