This, Ladies and Gentlemen, Is a Masturbating Clown

May 20, 2011
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Today's our birthday! Oh, thanks, you shouldn't have gotten us anything. Since it's our birthday, we're going to post whatever the fuck we want to, like this clip of a clown jerking off. Freaked out yet.

For some reason many people are scared of clowns, but despite that (or maybe because of it), we have always thought clowns are super sexy. So here is a dude in full clown regalia dancing and then whipping out his dick and blowing his cream pie right there on the floor. It gave us a boner. Now, who wants to blow out our candle?

·The Dancing Clown (xtube.com)