Scotty Blake Used A Cucumber As A Dildo

August 5, 2015
GARRIDAN-P-FAXTON

I suppose that's one way to get your veggies...

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If you're like Scotty Blake, when you're alone, you tend to get antsy, and your brain gets overworked because the stimulation of the world isn't there to block it out. Sometimes it's suicidal feelings. Sometimes, it's horny feelings. Sometimes, it's JUST feelings.

This time, Scotty was feeling more adventurous than normal. But this time, it had to do with sex. He had always wondered what sex with a cucumber was like (haven't we all), and this time, he thought "YOLO; I'm about to find out". So he went to the nearest grocery store, picked up a few cucumbers, went home, fucked his mouth with one, and fucked his ass with the other.

He takes his time deep throating the first one, making it all nice and wet (and warm!). He even gets into a little frottage action, jacking the cuke off as he jacks his cock. He strokes the precum out of his dick as he finally slides it deeper and deeper into his hole. Once he gets it in, he fucks himself with it while working up his load. As he feels his hole tightening around the cucumber, he edges himself closer until he explodes all over his chest and slowly eases the cucumber out of his ass.

I suppose the best thing about fucking yourself with phallic food options is after you're done and you're feeling pretty exhausted, you've got a delicious, nutritious snack waiting for you to help you replenish! Just peel and eat!

Tip to Scotty: Next time you get adventurous and want to fuck a piece of fruit, wrap it up with a condom or some other way, to make sure it doesn't break off and get stuck inside you. Don't ask me how I know that.