Here’s What It’s Like to Wake Up with a Pornstar

As a Cole Porter lyric goes, "So sweet to waken with. So nice to sit down to eggs and bacon with." Or maybe a power shake and supplements. Jay Roberts walks us through his normal porny horny morning routine, in the buff.

The blessing of beauty is that anything becomes interesting. In this video from his blog, Jay is doing nothing but walking around his kitchen performing the same menial, underwhelming tasks as our childhood nanny, Gertle. Yet, we're hanging on his every movement. How he opens that cabinet, divine! How he lifts out that glass, delicious! How he scoops out some protein powder, the depths of decadence! Shouldn't this video be playing in multi-plexes across the country. Jay has single-handedly turned a dull as hell morning routine into art. As Maureen McGovern sang, "There's got to be a morning after..." and this is precisely what we hope to see if we hold on through the night.

· "Morning Glory" Breakfast (jayrobertsxxx.com)