Yik Yak is an anonymous social networking app that allows users within a two mile radius to share thoughts and dreams openly with one another. Since identities are anonymous, app users are assigned an object and color so other posters can keep track of conversation threads. The comments range from "I'm from out of town, where should I go to get a good burger?" to "Give me that tight pussy you dumb bitch." It's super fun. Anyway, in testing the waters of cultivating a possible creative relationship with my community, I threw out this insanely broad but to the point question:
"Hello. I'm writing an article. What are your thoughts on gay porn?"
"Sexy"
Definitely.
"It's fucking great. A+"
I can tell this guy is going places.
"Guy on guys is hot."
Bravo.
"10/10"
Preach, choir.
"Only thing I can whack off to. Only shit what's as gay as me."
Slightly less eloquent, but poignant all the same.
"It's so gay."
Thanks.
"It's for people who enjoy watching gay porn?"
Got it.
"I'm a girl and I just realized how much gay porn turns me on..."
My kind of woman.
"Depends on the gay porn... After a while, I've found, it gets boring."
Does not compute.
We're talking about sweaty, jizzy, dirty, ball slamming butt sex, and the Yik Yak community decided to focus on proper sentence structure!
"No I mean guys with guys and girls with girls"
"A little reading comprehension goes a long way orange paw"
"I'm with orange paw. Your wording made it sound like a guy and girl were having sex"
"No acorn, his reading comprehension was fine. You need to work on how to convey what you're trying to say properly."