Calvin Harris And Zayn Malik Got Into A Twitter Brawl

Zayn Malik and Calvin Harris recently got into a Twitter battle. While the world continues to discuss this real nail-biter, there remains no clear winner. Although personally I think they should just touch tips and make out - I mean up - it doesn't seem like that's a possibility. In order to settle things once and for all, take this POLL and VOTE for which guy is more fuckable. It's the democratic thing to do. 

In case it affects your decision, here are the hard facts about this bitch fest.

Zayn Malik and Calvin Harris are no strangers to Twitter tension. Zayn's dramatic departure from boy band One Direction sparked a flood of fiery posts, and Calvin is relentless in defending his southern swan, Taylor Swift. The recent fight between the two studs started when Zayn tweeted a post suggesting that Taytay cares more about money than music. The tweet has since been deleted. 

Mr. Swift crafted this response: 

@FemaleTexts @zaynmalik You've made your money? Cool...fuck the 99% of musicians who depend on these services to survive right? Yeah fuck em

— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) August 17, 2015

Then this follow up:

If u don't get what it means when a successful artist uses their celebrity to benefit every other musician and songwriter in the industry...

— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) August 17, 2015

So Malik is all like:

@CalvinHarris ha you just made an absolute fool of yourself mate

— zayn (@zaynmalik) August 17, 2015

And then:

Oh and I write my own shit too dickhead

— zayn (@zaynmalik) August 17, 2015

So Calvin's all: 

@zaynmalik all good, it was the quote not you personally mate

— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) August 17, 2015

And gets a backhanded bitch award with:

@zaynmalik best of luck, genuinely. You've got a great voice

— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) August 17, 2015

Cool, cool. So anyway...

Who do you want to fuck?

Zayn?

 Or Calvin?