Sebastian Sauve: The Fashion Model Who Will Get You Hard

Whenever I want to find my new fake boyfriend and feel like a water buffalo at the same time, I go over to Models.com. The website is both an fashion industry resource as well as a blog with articles about photographers and beautiful people. Oh, before I continue, let me warn you that Models.com will also make you feel like the Crypt Keeper, as twenty five year olds walk down the runway to a funeral dirge. You've been warned. 

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I used to be really into Models.com. As a young gay I though that if God just squirted a little bit more pretty juice on me, I could be G. L. A. M. O. R. O.U. S. The site slipped my mind for a couple of years, but it came up in my newsfeed the other day. I suddenly remembered that there was this model who I used to be obsessed with. He was newer at the time, and I got stalker excited whenever he got a new campaign or runway gig. It's been a minute since I caught up with him, and for the life of me I could not remember his name. Luckily my computer and I spend a lot of time together (I think it's going to ask me to the dance!) so after literally over an hour of sleuthing I found my former fake internet boyfriend, Sebastian Sauvé. (I've purposfully never checked to see if that's his real name because I don't want to know.  

My stud is all grown up (it turns out we're the same age, I just look like I'm 40), and he's doing really well. Like, blowing up. He has a little bit of hair on his body now and he's a little more buff, so obviously he just gets better with age. Thankfully Sebastian discovered Instagram sometime since we last met, and thankfully he's still as fucking gorgeous as ever. Here's the 28 year old, 6' 2" Michigan-born Adonis.

Sebastian Sauvé

Belly hair

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Jul 10, 2015 at 8:07am PDT

Oh, just the most beautiful lips ever. NBD.

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Jun 30, 2015 at 2:18am PDT

He knows what he's doing here. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Jun 21, 2015 at 12:42am PDT

I'd have the douchey smirk too. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on May 30, 2015 at 12:26pm PDT

Sebastian wins. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on May 17, 2015 at 3:02am PDT

Just clowning around. Boys will be boys.  

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on May 2, 2015 at 6:24am PDT

Get that cash. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Apr 29, 2015 at 10:01am PDT

Is this the most adorable thing ever?

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Apr 25, 2015 at 4:41am PDT

Nope, this is.

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Apr 7, 2015 at 3:56am PDT

Well, he has to age somehow. Lord knows nature isn't doing it. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Aug 17, 2015 at 12:56am PDT

Perfection. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Aug 6, 2015 at 2:55pm PDT

Oh my God. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Jul 21, 2015 at 1:12pm PDT

And he does his own stunts. The complete package. 

 

A photo posted by Sebastian Sauve (@sebastiansauve) on Jul 14, 2015 at 12:28pm PDT