The Stenmarks Are Our Last Set of Hot Twins, We Promise

Okay, okay, even we're getting tired of twins in homoerotic horseplay. So, we'll silence the series for a while with this final duo. Meet Zach and Jordan Stenmark, footballers from Sydney. Did we hear "footballers?!!" Where are the cock shots?!

These boys, shot by James Demitri, are attractive in a Model Assembly Line way. In a world where twins in fashion are becoming a dime a double (see here and here. And here and here and here.), any identicals have to find a gimmick to stand out from the rest (see here). These boys are foreign footballers, which means at the very least, they should strip, show ass, and intertwine in suggestive poses, not these chaste "yo, bro" poses.

Are we becoming desensitized to the sexiness of naked twins? The next set of twins to burst on the scene must commit carnal acts with each other, then we'll know for sure.

· Sydney | The Stenmark Twins by James Demitri (vglmen.blogspot.com)