Hunk Roundup 10.7.15

October 7, 2015
VINCENT-THRICE

Welcome back to the Hunk Roundup, the column that reminds us no matter how many hunks we manage to acquire each week, optimists like us should always round up.

Check Out Zachary Quinto's Vulcan Beach Bod

I was operating under the assumption that the new Star Trek movie was currently being filmed, but I'm either mistaken or Zachary Quinto has wrapped shooting on the film and headed to Seychelles. Either way, he posted the pic on Instagram for us to enjoy, so why not do that?

Screw Your Courage to Fassbender's Sticking Place

We all know that Michael Fassbender's got a monster cock, but frankly we can always use reminders of this fact. This still from his upcoming turn in the title role of Macbeth shows, much like his role earlier this year in Slow West, that anytime he's in period appropriate undergarments, he's going to bulge them out.

David McIntosh Enjoys Showing Off on Instagram

I don't have Instagram and therefore don't follow anyone, but I think if I were to join the site, David McIntosh would be the first person I'd start following. Seriously, his page is full of stuff like this, so if you're on Instagram, follow him!

When Did Jesse Metcalfe Get Swole?

He's always been in great shape, but the Desperate Housewives star is looking more ripped than ever. Is he getting in shape to star in God's Not Dead 2? Did you know he was going to be in that? Now you do, and good luck forgetting that tidbit. I'm most upset that Grill Vogel appears to be in the film too. Not sure what kind of dirt these producers have got on these people, but Sorbo was just the beginning.