Hunk Roundup 10.14.15

Welcome back to the Hunk Roundup, the column that reminds us no matter how many hunks we manage to acquire each week, optimists like us should always round up.

Footballer Jack Wilshere is not wearing a cup

Look, I'm not complaining at all, but I can't believe these professional athletes that just let their cocks hang out with no protection whatsoever. Especially soccer players or footballers or whatever I'm supposed to call them despite being an ignorant American. I don't want dudes swinging their legs as fast as humanly possible near me without some form of protection. Nevertheless, there's his cock and it's glorious.

Michael B. Jordan is cut like a Greek god to play Apollo Creed's son

The last thing we need is another Rocky movie, but as soon as I heard that Fruitvale Station director Ryan Coogler and star Michael B. Jordan were re-teaming for this quasi-reboot/sequel, I got excited. Upon seeing that first trailer and seeing how incredible MBJ looked, I went ahead and told them to just debit ten bucks from my bank account now to pay for my ticket. 

I'm beginning to think Colton Haynes no longer owns a shirt

Between Teen Wolf and Arrow, he's not really required to wear a shirt at work, and he never seems to have one on when he's not working, so it's not a leap to say he probably doesn't own one anymore. I wonder if he has a hard time getting service?

Doctor Who is Matt Smith Working Out With?

I think this picture is from the set of Lost River, the worst movie ever to have an Oscar worthy performance in it—courtesy of my other big time crush Ben Mendelsohn—but it shows former Doctor Who star Matt Smith in peak physical condition. It's too bad he didn't go shirtless in the film, might have made it worth watching again. 

Aussie hunks Harley Bonner & Taylor Glockner think shirtlessness is hilarious!

I had never heard of these two before I saw this pic, but if they're shirtless besties, I may have to start paying more attention to them.

Aussie Bobsledder Simon Dunn is Madonna, bitch!

Yet another Aussie I'd never heard of before today, but seeing him dancing in his undies like this makes me want to find out more. Also, some people you know they say they don't believe, Australia has got a bobsled team!

That just about does it for now. We hope to see you again real soon