Full Frontal Uncut Men from Reality TV Dating Series

This is just... I don't even know. Splendid. While there are a surprising number of nude reality shows in the world (to the point where whenever I visit my parents we have to awkwardly watch their fav, Naked and Afraid, together), peens and butts are always blurred beyond recognition because apparently we can't yet embrace the beautiful human form. Through the pixelation you can sometimes kind of see a dark patch where the bush is, and maybe it gets a little redder around the balls and dick, but you have to have quite the imagination if you're going to touch yourself to, say, Dating Naked on cable's garbage disposal VH1. 

The Island of Adam and Eve

When I first saw these stills from Italy's nude reality show The Island of Adam and Eve, or L'isola di Adamo ed Eva I honestly thought that the series was completely uncensored and I was about to quote our national treasure, Ariana Grande, with "I hate Americans. I hate America." It turns out that genitals in the Italian show are in fact a blurry mess, and after our recent locker room nudity that I still can't get out of my mind, America is actually winning the nude award for once. The Island of Adam and Eve is just like 80% of reality dating shows - two attractive people are left alone to supposedly fall for each other and halfway through the series are introduced to ANOTHER attractive person to stir the pot - but of course as you can guess from the name, the contestants are buck fucking naked! It's like Eve never ate the apple!

These uncensored pics from The Island of Adam and Eve will have to do until the world gets its shit together and starts showing peen on prime time. Happy Endings wouldn't have been canceled if we could have just seen some Damon Wayans Jr. ball sac! Now there are dicks, and there are dicks, and although I'm not picky you size queens are going to want to nibble on these Italian sausages because, they are hung. It doesn't hurt that they're flopping around on top of yummy meat balls and attached to gorgeous men. Why be Naked and Afraid when you can be naked and splayed. 

 Via Gay Heaven is a Place on Earth