Prince Harry Gives Us Visible Penis Head

October 26, 2015
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Prince Harry is getting his head in the game, contributing another great bulge to his family's bulge legacy! Since Prince William once gave us actual dong, Harry still has some catching up to do but at least with his most recent pic we have a definite outline of penis head. I'm sure when most of you think of the royal family and their squishy jewels this image automatically comes to mind:

The Prince Charles Bulge

Taint of the morning to ya, ma'am!

But his sons have something to offer as well! Prince Harry has had a pretty good bulge game up to this point, including some very impressive but not 100% verified shots of a footlong dong, however this recent very crisp and beautifully photographed VPH is my fav so far. I spend too much of my day looking at mens' crotches while walking down the street to not appreciate a great head. (Side note: I've recently started realizing that, surprise, people notice when I look at their junk and I finally understand how difficult it is for straight men to not look at boobs. What if dicks and balls were located right below someone's face? I'd never be able to have a conversation).