Colton Haynes has outdone himself again. The Arrow and Teen Wolf star recently debuted his 2015 halloween costume as Ursula The Sea Witch, one upping last year's Princes Fiona (from Shrek) getup. This boy has that magic touch when it comes to getting great publicity. Go over to your water cooler right now (I'm assuming you only read Fleshbot at work) and ask people about Colton Haynes. They'll say "That's the guy with the great Halloween costumes who I want inside me!" OR they'll say "We've told you before, please stop looking at naked men on your computer," in which case you need new co-workers.
The only thing sexier than someone who looks like Colton (jawline, hair, eyes, eyebrows, smile, jawline, body, lips, jawline omggg) is someone who looks like Colton who ALSO has a sense of humor who is ALSO most likely (like 100% but not official because he hasn't come out publicly), gay. While he's active in the gay community and has allegedly dated people like Zachary Quinto (which would be the hottest couple in the world), Colton remains pretty hush hush about his sex life.
It would be inexpensive - all he would need is a pool and a boy to swap fluids with.
All he would need is nothing.