Scary Sex Positions are the Cirque du Soleil of Porn

Sex is hotter with an element of danger. But if it might bring physical harm—a sprained back, a busted hip, a broken dick—we'll stick to boring doggie. These hot 'n' hair-raising positions are best left to the pros.

The gang at Nightcharm.com came up with a brilliant list of sex positions dangerous enough to send your penis to the E.R. We've previously looked at overused positions, but in the effort to show visual variety, some of these high-wire acts are better left to the Ringling Brothers. While they look hot performed by limber pros at their physical peak, they're a quick reminder that porn is fantasy. Among the horny hoi polloi, who has the stamina to 69 while doing a handstand, ride your top with your legs around his waist, or shove a lit candle up your bunghole. Who has this stamina, besides yours truly?

Check out the free-wheeling, and surprisingly medically sound article.

· Do Not Attempt!: Ten Truly Perilous Gay Porn Sex Positions (nightcharm.com)

The Puzzle Box
The Roman Candle
The Standing 69
The Standing Congress
Didn't we already come up with a name for this one?