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That Hot Jogger from Chicago is Virgin, Writes Anti-Porn Blog Post

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"Porn has taken me further away from other humans."

Remember a couple of days ago when that newscaster in Chicago started to hit on that shirtless jogger in the rain, ON LIVE TELEVISION? Well, now we know why the reporter struck out! It turns out the jogger, 24-year-old Ethan Renoe, is a recent graduate of the Moody Bible Institute and is saving himself for marriage. To whatever bitch gets to break in this fur ball on their wedding night - give his balls a tug for me. 

After checking out ethanrenoe.com I realized that in addition to being a virgin, Ethan is super anti-porn. His poor dick! In his most recent post dated December 5th Ethan writes:

With regard to pornography specifically, I lost sight of how love is meant to be reciprocated, not absorbed. I lose the sensation of the warmth, smell, and feel of another human body. The tragedy of our time is we could spend hours a day watching those videos and not grow a centimeter closer to another human being. 

Grow a centimeter? This guy's trolling us! Ethan adds:

In a similar way, I realize that this consumption of pseudo-relationships has desensitized my relationship with God. I read the Bible and think about theology as if it were a purely mental exercise. I read the Bible in the same way I read No Country For Old Men, rather than as a letter written by the very real Creator of all things, whose presence is nearer to me than the ink in my tattoos.

I honestly love a guy who can write Bible-y! They're the craziest in the best way. I think all of this explains why Ethan was so eager to find a girl when interviewed by WGN Chicago. No sex and no porn - this guy needs to get hitched so he can unload years of pent up dude juice! His wife is going to get slimed.

Here's the first Interview with Ethan Renoe: 


And you can check out WGN's follow-up interview HERE


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