Battle Of The Hunks: ‘Love Actually’ Edition

I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around, the internet right now. Holiday favorite Love Actually has a ton of man candy, including Liam Neeson and Andrew Lincoln, but for this Battle of the Hunks we've got the flick's hottest dueling DILFs Colin Firth and Hugh Grant. Also known for battling over Renée Zellweger (a first amiright (JK she's amazing)) in another quasi Christmas movie, Bridget Jones' Diary, the two Brits are insanely gorgeous and I would love to... how do I say this... cram their penises and balls in my mouth. 

Whenever I have to play the hottest celebrity game Colin Firth always makes the cut for some reason. He was my Mr. Darcy in the 1995 BBC Pride and Prejudice (even in elementary school I knew he was my soul mate), and is just a fucking manly stud. On paper Hugh Grant should be more attractive, but he's completely hairless and bats his eyes so damn much it would give you butterfly kisses rug burn. But maybe that's a good thing. Anyway, it's time to decide who's the hottest - Hugh Grant or Colin Firth!