Ryan Reynolds Ripped in New ‘Deadpool’ Pic, is Finally Fuckable

December 30, 2015
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Ryan Reynolds shirtless in Deadpool

Entertainment Weekly recently released some promo stills from the highly-anticipated upcoming addition to the big screen Marvel universe, Deadpool, including this look at a topless Ryan Reynolds. The actor stars as the snarky sword-wielding antihero and there's a good chance some straight nerds are going to blow their loads when they see him in theaters on February 12th.

Ryan Reynolds' bod has been a gay Internet mainstay for the better part of a decade, but his new stacked torso as Wade Wilson-turned-Deadpool is his most beefy look yet. The boy's got an insane V cut and veins for days, but he's lost the perfectly trimmed lawn we've come to know and love, and his face has been replaced with John Malkovich's. Movies and their crazy CGI!

The real dick tingling moments of the Deadpool promos and RED BAND TRAILER come from Ryan squeezed into that sexy tight suit:

Although there is no denying that Ryan Reynolds has always been hot, seeing the shirtless pic of him above is the first time I would gladly accept his load, no questions asked! I've honestly never been able to get it up for Ryan before, and it think it's because he's always had this game show host face and medically fascinating muscle to fat ratio. The old Ryan would feel like fucking a Ken doll, but with that thicker bod and Malkovich face I'm all in on Ryan in Deadpool!