Ashton Kutcher’s Naked Ass Is Naked!

The redband trailer for the upcoming "No Strings Attached" with Ashton Kutcher features the sexy star shirtless in no less than five individual scenes, and shows us his plump naked ass. This shit just might be worth seeing!

How did we miss this? We suppose that we just assumed that the redband trailer, which was released early last week, would center on Natalie Portman's character—maybe a few naked breasts, some curse words, and other typical romantic comedy redband trailer fare. We had no idea this movie would feature so much naked Ashton Kutcher! Now we kind of want to see it, if only to update our mental image file of naked, post-Demi Ashton so that we can fantasize about him with greater accuracy. We all know this movie is gonna blow the same rom-com flavored chunks that every other film in the genre has been blowing over the past decade. But right now it looks like this movie's watchability will be directly proportionate to the amount of naked celebrity bits it'll show.

· No Strings Attached: What the Hell Was Natalie Portman Thinking? (gawker.com)