Battle Of The Hunks: ‘Dirty Grandpa’ Edition

The much talked about comedy Dirty Grandpa comes to theaters this weekend, and if you have a penis that likes to see other penises you probably know Zac Efron stars and shows cock and sac. Robert De Niro plays Zac's soon-to-be father-in-law (who also happens to be his boss) and the two end up going on a road trip where the zany Robert loosens up the tense Efron nice and plenty. The flick wasn't screened for critics which is always a little bit iffy, but let's be real, as long as Zac's shirtless most of the time like the commercials suggest then they can have my $14! 

Not to be a drama queen, but there's a chance Dirty Grandpa gives us the toughest Battle of the Hunks to date. I'm honing in on a 1970's De Niro because that's when he went nude the most AND it happens to be the version of his balls that I would most like dragged across my face, but if there's another De Niro that you like then go for it. Zac Efron has an adorable face, great head of hair, and his body is completely flawless in every way, but on the other hand Robert has given us a lot more fap material over the years. Here are some more images before you make your decision. Side note: When I die make sure they only talk about this GIF I made of Robert De Niro tugging on Gérard Depardieu's cock. 

Robert De Niro

Zac Efron

If you could only wake up next to one of these two men, for the rest of your life, WHO WOULD IT BE?