ICYMI: Christopher Mason Nude Photos Leaked

January 29, 2016
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Model Christopher Mason's Dick Pics

I walked by an American Apparel yesterday that was blaring Hands to Myself by Selena Gomez and my first thought was "you're an adult, buy a mesh bodysuit if you want to" and my second thought was "fuck, I didn't post about the dick pics from the guy in the Hands to Myself video!" This ICYMI is verging on a full blown TBT, but if you in fact missed it, let's talk about this guy's thick veiny cock.

When the Hands to Myself video first dropped a lot of people took notice of the hot piece whose house Selena is breaking into, and it turns out it's Thor and Hercules and Jesus' test tube baby, gorgeous model Christopher Mason. I know, between River Viiperi's slimy dick, today's birthday boy, and this piece right here, you're probably thinking that I'm a shameless slut for models and would get face crabs if it meant I could sit on any of this, and you would be right. Unlike my other models Christopher is 5' 11" and not really in the high fashion game right now, but he's done campaigns for Levi's and 7 For All Mankind. So I guess jeans. Mason is also active on social media, into the arts, and has a daughter so... yes, we've got a DILF on our hands!

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A photo posted by Christopher Mason (@christophermason_) on Oct 18, 2015 at 3:32pm PDT

Speaking of fucking this guy, with the fame Christopher found through his appearance in the Hands to Myself video also came leaked dick pics. You're a real celebrity now, Chris! Truthfully, I think dicks are at their hottest when they're completely fluffed out but not yet hard to the touch, so of the two pics below the soft veiny one is doing it more for me. However, I'm sure as hell not going to complain about knowing Chris can achieve a 10 o'clocker!