River Viiperi Naked Photos
While I'm pretty happy with the Top 5 Celebrity Dick Moments of 2015, I'm thinking 2016's roundup is gonna be overflowing with great dicks. Just, dicks everywhere! River Viiperi, 24, is a high fashion model who's posed for every fashion label and magazine imaginable including Versace, Jeremy Scott, Out Magazine, Armani, Vogue, Ralph Lauren, and more. I'm beginning to see why bridging the gap between gay porn and haute couture is so easy, because some of this stuff almost makes a Helix Studios image gallery look like a Sears catalog. Almost. While his modeling has led to some revealing and pretty damn gay stuff like this:
The most we've ever seen of River is that Miracle Grow bush above and VPL and dick root:
That is, until now! As of this week River joins the elite celeb dick pic club with some, alleged, leaked dick pics (below)! If you're a Sherlock Homo you'll notice that those accent tiles match up and that the bush and body type seem to fit as well. While it's obviously not a Bieber-sized dick (sorry, but you know it's big) it IS extra slimy. Since people in the fashion world seem to always be in the know, I'm sure we'll find out in 3 years that extra slimy dicks are all the rage! Here are the pics. What do you think?
Leaked Tinder Dick Pics from River Viiperi
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