Justin Bieber’s New Calvin Klein Vid Released. You Will be Disappointed

January 27, 2016
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Back in bed with @justinbieber. As feat. in the S16 global ad campaign photographed by Tyrone Lebon. #mycalvins pic.twitter.com/03UZf0Rf0j
— Calvin Klein (@CalvinKlein) January 27, 2016

Justin Bieber's Bulge in New Calvin Klein Ads

It used to say "I dream of Brazilian hookers in #mycalvins" but looks like the ad was changed for some reason! Yesterday the world was treated to some new Calvin Klein pics featuring Justin Bieber and Kendall Jenner, proving that Calvin has an eye for people who everyone hates and yet who somehow get millions of likes on their Insta posts. Are they hate likes? Is there a foreign language where "Like" with a little heart next to it translates to "dumpster people?" The newly released photos show JB in a couple of different poses that correspond to the mad lib thing. Since we all already know what's in his Calvins (a big flopping dong, SORRY) the bulge is even less interesting. In terms of the campaign, I'm feeling like these are kind of a rip off of those American Express promos from a while back. However since in the Calvin Klein ads everyone doesn't look like they're in the Never Ending Story, we know it wasn't photographed by Annie Leibovitz.

I flaunt in #mycalvins. Introducing the @CalvinKlein spring 2016 campaign
A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Jan 26, 2016 at 3:21pm PST

Today Calvin Klein released the video for the new #mycalvins campaign, and among words chosen for this clubby mad lib mix, they introduce the new adjective "Kendall." I assume doing the Kendall means sucking on Anna Wintour's ice cave until you get a Vogue spread, but we'll just have to wait for the next ad to find out! Here it is!