Adam Mcbride may not know how butt plugs work, but I sure do...

If you didn't know, I'm a big fan of butt plugs. I actually prefer them to dildos, for many reasons. For one, when you want to fuck yourself, they aren't as cumbersome as dildos - you can fuck yourself while having both hands free to do other things, and I prefer the pressure against your prostate and the full feeling, to the in and out of getting fucked by a dildo. I've also wondered why most fucking mimics the in/out motion of dildos and not the motion of butt plugs, but that's a discussion for another time.

(Pro-tip: If you've never tried a dildo, and want to, I recommend the COLT Anal Trainer Kit.)

I've always wondered why the default toy porn studios use in toy scenes is the dildo, and why more don't use butt plugs. So I was so excited when GayHoopla came out with a solo scene starring Adam Mcbride, using a butt plug. 

EXCEPT HE USED IT WRONG.

He used it like you would a dildo.

He still gets points because he's ridiculously sexy - have you ever seen a glass of water look this good?

What about someone trying to lube their ass up from the front, and missing?

So to one-up Adam, and to get my porn-free fap for the day on, I decided to re-visit my kit; I've been doing more topping than bottoming over the last year, and it had been a while. I also decided that since I had been doing most of my jacking laying down, I decided I would sit up. And I chose to sit on the toilet; probably the least sexy place to get your sexy on, but the lube used from the plug wouldn't mess up my sheets.

While it was awkward getting back into the groove of feeling something inside me, it didn't take long.

The orgasm was so hot that my eyes rolled back into my head, and I might have fallen off the toilet. My cock was even harder than it had been during my previous jacks. I didn't even need to time myself to keep it under 10 minutes, like I did here.

I'm DEFINITELY doing that again, and I will DEFINITELY report back. I may even use the biggest one in the kit - hell, I MAY even use the smallest one in the kit to see what kind of orgasm it gives me. I may even top with one inside me, and report back on THAT.