The Game’s Dick Outdid Itself Once Again on Instagram

February 15, 2016
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A photo posted by The Game (@losangelesconfidential) on Feb 12, 2016 at 1:05pm PST

The Game's Bulge is Back

It's been a while since we checked up on The Game's penis, and you'll be happy to know that it's still alive and well and putting a pair of Ethika boxer briefs through the damn ringer. The Game's recent Valentine's Day-themed post pays tribute to all the ladies out there who deserve a little bit of TLC. Put on John Mayers' song Daughters while reading prose like #DoesHeLickYouFromTheFrontToTheBack and #EatHerPussyLikeSheMadeJesusTheLastSupper.

In addition to getting a $5000 purse and a stylist that can make you look like a Kardashian, dating The Game also comes with a ride to the hospital after he rips you in half with that huge cock! Obviously worth it. While The Game and his Ethika co-pimp Nicki Minaj still haven't acknowledged any sort of endorsement deal with the underwear company, it looks like sales are definitely up. The rapper posted another pic yesterday, but since his photo skills failed him a little you might be more interested in the beautifully lit fluffed out dong above. Instagram has been taking down some of The Game's bulge pics because THEY JELLY, so here's a screen grab!