We Want To Slide Down This Fireman’s Pole

Sorry, we mean that we want to slide down our new boyfriend's pole. Sure, we've yet to fully consummate the relationship, but something tells us this hunky fireman's pole will be thick and-oh, how can we put this—well-greased.

Truly, was there ever an American hero nobler than the fireman—he who builds up a deliciously beefy physique while bursting into burning buildings to save orphans and their beloved pet kitties from the raging inferno? Clearly not. Take our new boyfriend, California firefighter Steven Taulb. We fear far too much for his safety to let him tell us anything about his dangerous profession, but each one of those bulging muscles is worth a thousand words. We just wish that we could personally service every sexy fireman who puts his life on the line to protect us from grease fires and casual arsonists. It's our duty!

· Jason taulb, varonil, viril y extremadamente sexy (cariciasgay.wordpress.com)