Sometimes, a wank during work can get you through the rest of the day.

Yesterday, I was supposed to have lunch with my fraternity brother. 

Unfortunately, he had to cancel on me last minute. Double unfortunately, I was ill-prepared with a lunch. TRIPLE unfortunately, when I got word, I was already on the way to the venue for lunch. 

SO, instead of go there by myself, I hung a right instead of a left, and went home. But instead of just eating and going back to work, I - bitch you guessed it - fapped and then ate. Just like with cooking bacon naked, I didn't want anything to get where it shouldn't. Not only that, but wanking on a full stomach feels weird. You start cumming, and next thing you know, you're throwing up - too much sensation. 

I also know my brain (and my dick) works best under pressure, so the 60-minute time-cap was welcome.

Something besides porn is there to occupy my mind. However, instead of a 10-minute time cap to fap, this time I used a 45-minute time cap to cook, eat, fap, and hide the evidence. 

I may have been able to hide the evidence of the fap, but not of the boiled eggs - protein farts galore. 

But I'm learning to occupy my mind without using porn.