Hopefully my imagination will be strong enough one day that I can actually remember the things I dream about.

I may not look as sexy, or be as mesmerizing as Michael Hoffman doing it, but my pillowcases are better than his.

Since this is my deload week, I'm putting everything I've learned over the last month into use. Instead of using crazy antics, unconventional methods, or even different timing to get myself off, I'm using everything I've learned to get better at getting myself off the good old fashioned way—me and my hand. That being said, this time, I used my pillow (again) to get myself off.

I know what you may be thinking:

"But Garridan . . . you JUST said this week is about getting in touch with your roots and not using anything to jack off."

To which I say:

"Chill."

It may not be common to you, but since I'm uncut, I've been jacking off like this since I COULD jack off. It's as common to me to jack off using a pillow as it was for some guys to fuck the space in between the two couch cushions—it's also obviously a good cardio workout! Not only that, but the right hand DOES join in, for more acutely focused, but still conventional, jacking fun.

So when I awoke from a dream as hard as a rock, the first thing I could think of doing was turning over, humping something and getting off as fast as I could.  

And I did.

My imagination muscle is getting stronger, but my subconscious muscles have always been strong. 

I've just never been able to remember any of my dreams, or what makes me awake with some pretty intense morning wood. But since my imagination is getting stronger, I'll be able to figure it out soon.