This Blindfolded Top Is A Hardcore Superhero

Did blindness enhance this guy's other senses? Does he possess some sort of telepathic radar for determining the location and position of tight, naked assholes? We're not quite sure, but either way, he gives Francesco D'Macho a superhuman pounding.

Blindfolding is a fun, low-pressure way of bringing some beginner's kink into even the most vanilla of bedrooms, but in our experience it's an activity that's rarely taken on by the guy who's doing the penetrating. After all, being a good bottom often only requires that you sit back and get fucked. Topping, on the other hand, requires a solid amount of aim and spatial awareness—otherwise you end up fucking a guy's butt crack until he recoils from the chafing. Stag Homme's "Straight Man Fucks Me" flips the script, drafting the painfully sexy Francesco D'Macho to bottom for a series of blindfolded tops.

Personally, we're the sort of clumsy oaf who has enough trouble navigating to the right orifices in a dark room. We can hardly imagine doing so while completely blind, but this anonymous top has no problem zeroing in on Francesco D'Macho's tight little ass. Seriously, D'Macho hardly helps him out at all. It's almost as if he knows where the ass is going to be before Francesco even thinks about moving it. He's so good at this that we're having a hard time believing that he's not cheating somehow (trick blindfold perhaps?). But if a man is going to pound an ass this hard for our entertainment and arousal while blindfolded, we can hardly complain if he takes a peak every once in a while.

· Straight Man Fucks Me: Episode 3 (staghommestudios.com)