Fap Like it’s 2004 – Jesse Metcalfe Sexy New Instagram Pic

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Mar 14, 2016 at 5:11pm PDT

Jesse Metcalfe's Hottest Instagram Moments

Many of us got our first taste of hole destroyer Jesse Metcalfe during his role as Eva Longoria's fuck piece gardner, John Rowland, on Desperate Housewives. Everything about his fame screamed one hit wonder, but Jesse has actually catapulted to B- list (if we're grading on a curve) thanks to his continued acting appearances and the fact that boy keeps getting hotter and hotter! While he's been working on his Insta for a while now, his newest pic (above) really got the gay Internet talking. 

If someone said to you yesterday "name the top 100 celebrities that you want inside you," you probably wouldn't have included Jesse Metcalfe. Because, if you're like me, you kind of thought he was in jail for a DUI or something. But now that you see his Instagram... you're thinking he might make the top 100, ya? Maybe? 

When we got to know him back in the day he was sans chest and face hair, but with the razor safely put away the actor is de fucking liciously fuzzy and beyond bangable. On his Instagram Jesse Metcalfe refers to himself as:

Actor, philanthropist, world traveler. Music art, fashion, fitness & motorcycle / car enthuasist. 

Ga-ross! How 'bout you just shut that pretty little pie hole and let us look at your sexy body in peace. Here are some of his hottest Insta moments!

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Dec 31, 2015 at 6:18pm PST

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Dec 30, 2015 at 11:23am PST

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:09pm PST

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Oct 15, 2015 at 6:12pm PDT

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Oct 2, 2015 at 12:35pm PDT

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Aug 20, 2015 at 9:05am PDT

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Aug 20, 2015 at 9:05am PDT

 

A photo posted by Jesse Metcalfe (@realjessemetcalfe) on Nov 3, 2014 at 9:01pm PST

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