The Internet is Freaking Out Over Chord Overstreet’s New Pic

March 16, 2016
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People are Abs-olutely Nuts for Chord Overstreet

If you Google Chord Overstreet today you'll notice that every news outlet that matters is covering his newest Instagram pic, which flaunts the actor's insanely cut bod. Here are just a couple of the headlines. E! Online:

Glee's Chord Overstreet Just Flashed His Insane Abs and Proved He Should Never Wear a Shirt

People Magazine:

Chord Overstreet Shows off Some Seriously Toned Abs and We're Swooning!

Entertainment Tonight:

'Glee' Star Chord Overstreet's Abs Are Seriously Out of Control in This Sexy Selfie!

Wall Street Journal:

Fuck me so hard Chord!

Me: What a fucking slow news day! If anything this outpouring of support for his shirtless pic proves that people stopped watching Glee towards the end, because the series regular was sans shirt all over 2013 as the beloved Sam. Chord Overstreet, 27, sometimes looks like a butt baby between Macaulay Culkin and Tobias Strebel - that guy who got $100K worth of plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber:

But usually he looks like a super fuckable Rocky Horror who should be inside me at all times:

As Sam from Glee

When his face is covered. JK. While a shirtless Darren Criss might be your hole's preferred Glee guy, there's something about a quintessential blonde muscle twink that's hard to turn down. So far the actor's Instagram post has 39.9K likes and 1,499 comments, and includes the caption: