Enjoy Chris Porter’s Ass In Three Glorious Dimensions!

November 18, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Forget your shearling coat and your military-inspired garb. Nekkid is most definitely the hottest menswear trend this fall. Who better than twinky, tattooed bad boy pornstar Chris Porter to model the look in this 3-D spread for Fiasco Magazine?

When we initially saw this editorial, our gut reaction was a feeling of disgust at the thought of yet another gratuitous use for the 3rd dimension making its way into popular culture. First they had to fill our summer blockbusters with crappily rendered CGI shit flying at us in 3D, now they try to ruin our fashion spreads? Bastards!

But this is the best possible use that Fiasco could have made of the medium. Why not have a hot pornstar's bubble ass shooting out of the pages of a high-end fashion magazine? Chris Porter is especially well suited for the task. With his waifish frame and boyish good looks, he could fit in with any crop of up and coming young models today. Still with all his porn skills he puts this shoot just on the right side of raunchy.