Battle Of The Hunks: ‘Batman V Superman’ Edition

This weekend's big budget showdown Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Ben Affleck as Batman and Henry Cavill as Superman. In this Battle Of The Hunks we must decide if we want some Bruce Wang or some Clark Bent be over the sofa and didn't use lube.

Ben Affleck was the quintessential dark haired, beautiful, and stacked heartthrob back in the day until he started sticking his D in Jennifer Lopez's V, after which you probably got the real Ben mixed up with the Ben in that Southpark episode. The hairy hunk returned from the dark side - Jennifer's to be exact - as a salt and pepper dream who showed his monster cock in Gone Girl. Those chocolate brown eyes are the stuff dreams are made of!

On the other hand, with his chiseled jawline, perfect face, thick head of hair, and amazing body the straight Matt Bomer Henry Cavill might as well be Superman in real life. His smile has the ability to perk up even the saddest of peens, and he's British, so.... uncut! Of course unlike Ben, Henry has never shown his cock, so we don't yet know if it will superhurt. Here are some pics to help you decide who should win this Battle Of The Hunks! As always, choose whichever version of the actors best suits your dick. For example, mine is the Southpark Ben Affleck. 

Batman (Ben Affleck)

(While beefing up for Batman)

Superman (Henry Cavill)

So who's going to rescue your hole?

UPDATE: Jeez guys! Poor Ben!