Like Zayn Malik? Get Prepared to Squint and Squirt

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The ol' squint and squirt technique that you might have fine tuned during a particularly bleak last call is going to come in handy today, because we've got some serious throwback Zayn Malik cosplay going on! If you just believe, and squint enough, it's really Zayn!

Our boy has the over stylized hair of any self-respecting boy band member, an earring, and some very Malik-esque eyes. The hoodie gives a little butch to our boy, who has a make out session while working up a noticeably viscous serving of baby batter. While it might have been hotter if his boy toy was the one doing the tugging, the superb thigh hair and great load push this video into the fap-worthy category!

Via xHamster