The Rock’s Insanely Huge Bulge Steals the MTV Movie Awards

April 11, 2016
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Super Bulge

The 2016 MTV Awards premiered this past Sunday, and while any Google search of the event brings up the same pic of Kendall Jenner on the red carpet (is she really the best we have to offer?), the real star of the show was The Rock's massive bulge! During a skit in which co-hosts Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Kevin Hart dress up as Superman and Batman, the world realized that The Rock's cock is actually the same size as Kevin Hart!

As you and your dick probably remember, The Rock epically showed off his ass in the last season of Ballers (if you haven't seen it, check it out HERE immediately). As one of the biggest asses in the world, it's nice to know that mere inches of taint separate it from what we can only hope are monster balls and a nice thick dick.

Now all we need is a real life bulge off between Jon Hamm and The Rock and all will be right with the world! Here are some more views of perfection.